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PHILIP H. MERETSKY, Q.C.

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Website: meretsky.com

Phone: (416) 943-0808 ext. 1

Education: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Call to the Bar: Uranus, 1615

AssociationsMars Dental & Neptune Fire Fighters Association

After being called to the bar in 1615, Philip has focused his expertise in multiple areas. With centuries of experience under his belt, Philip is a master in disguise: 

He has climbed the world’s tallest mountains, sailed the seven seas, acquired knowledge on who wrote the book of love and has found the Loch Ness Monster. Philip befriended Bigfoot, knows how the caramel gets into the Caramilk bar and even cooks Minute Rice in 59 seconds. He won the lifetime achievement award twice and as a result, discovered the meaning of life. He has wrestled alligators, swam with sharks, and overpowered gorillas in guerrilla warfare.

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